A guy in a hurry entered the ladies toilet instead of the men's toilet in a hotel. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP & APR.
Being curious, he pressed the WW button and his buttocks was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed the WA button and a blast of WARM AIR dried his buttocks. Still loving it, he pressed the PP button and a POWDER PUFF rubbed on his buttocks to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last buttonwhich is the APR button. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled and asked him;
Sir did you press the APR button? Yes! he replied. Hmmmmm, i'm sorry, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine could'nt find a pad on yo, it went for your balls. Your balls are in this jar
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