JOKE OF THE DAY | BILL GATES RECRUITMENT

Oghene was tired of working as a security guard so when he heard that Bill Gates was holding a mass interview to select a new head of operations for Microsoft Worldwide he thought..heck why not.  

5,000 people showed up for the interview and Gates started by asking all those who couldn't write Java in binary code to leave the room. Oghene thought: what the hell dese pipo na mumu, who know weda I sabi or no sabi...2,000 people left but Oghene sat tight.


Gates continued by asking all those who had never supervised a thousand people or more to excuse themselves. As 2,000 more candidates trooped out, Oghene thought to himself: na lie oh, wetin I fit lose..I no dey kommot. 

Gates then asked all those who did not possess at least two doctorate degrees, with one of them in Computer programming, to leave the room. Even though Oghene had dropped out of school at 15, he put on his haughtiest demeanour and thought: dem no go embarrass me jare, I go siddon remain for here. 

Finally Gates asked all those who couldn't speak Ancient Mandarin Chinese to go. Only two candidates remained in the room. Oghene and one other. Bill Gates walked over to them and said: Well it seems you're the only two people who can speak Ancient Mandarin Chinese, I'd like to hear a conversation in that language... 

...Oghene turned to the other candidate and muttered: Wahala don come oh, which kind kaka be dis.... 

....the other candidate turned and replied:....bros which kind wahala na?..you too fear,shine ya eye, make we just yarn dey go na ! mandarin mavo ? ​and they got the job